After Andreia's marvelous "grocery list" kind of post, Guinness World Records (formerly known as The Guinness Book of Records) have acknowledged that the number of mentions to Micronesia on the internet has been massively rising. It is now reaching the staggering number of... four. The news rapidly reached Micronesia's President Manny Mori who made an emotive prime time statement praising the nation for this marvelous accomplishment. Upon this statement government officials claim the Micronesians responded in a celebrating fashion and many, many people were seen on the streets of Weno, the nation's capital, celebrating in such a way that it would have made Brazilian Carnival festivities, by comparison, seem positively boring. Although an actual video footage of a Mini-ini-nesia (Micronesia's rival nation since the dawn of times) based television network only showed two kids, an old lady and a gimp actually celebrating. And by the kids motion they could very well just be playing hide and seek...
(Next stop: the Phone Book?)
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