Jan 28, 2008

Bob Russel, Vice President.

Toby Ziegler: In a triumph of the middling, a nod to mediocrity, and with gorge rising, it gives me great nausea to announce Robert Russell - Bingo Bob, himself - as your new Vice President.

Will Bailey: This lapdog of the mining interests is as dull as he is unremarkable…

Toby Ziegler
: …as lackluster as he is soporific. This reversion to the mean…

Will Bailey: …this rebuke to the exemplary…

Toby Ziegler: …gives hope to the millions unfavored by the exceptional… Bob Russell: not the worst, not the best, just what we’re stuck with.


(Taken from an episode of The West Wing, the rest is unimportant.)

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